stupidmovie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[!MK-The Parody:Episode3!]

There's this new thing out called originality

Okay, I haven't watched an underjudgement movie in a while, so I decided to hit the portals. I clicked on your at random and I decided in advance I was going to watch the whole thing. I was going to X out, but I stuck through it.

First off, the intro was too long. If you want to keep the viewers attention, make the intro shorter and get right to the action. Second, I noticed that there were sprites. Sprites and sticks are normally the cliches for unoriginal movies, but I always look past the cliches and look at the actual content. Thirdly, there was no voice acting. I'm sorry, but there is officially no way you can make a good movie with just subtitles and sprites unless you have an UNBELIEVABLE story.

Your story was nothing short of just plain boring. Why make them in space like the normal newgrounds movies are? Why not make them a family in a house somewhere? Why not make them kids in a class?

Okay, so now your story's unoriginal too, so all that's left is humor. By the time all of these things are noticed, it is almost impossible to make the movie funny unless you have something rediculously extreme or completely randomly out of hand. There was none of that. But you could say that you had random acts of humor, like the intermission thing or that crazy british saxophone chaise song. Turns out, these things have been used before in many many many other flash movies and by many flash artists. (See: theres something about halo and legendary frog).

So, there is nothing good left about your movie, which is why you have been awarded with a 1/10 (for your efforts). I never give zeros out. So don't take this as an insult, I'm just trying to help the newgrounds community.

Thank you,
-Stupidmovie

Jinetik responds:

dude I appreciate ur review as u back up ur comments. about some of the jokes ( did u read the part whre it says watch the 1st and 2nd episode first??? ) Plus it didnt have voices, lemme explain why. If u watched the 2nd episode it states i might consider it in my 3rd ep. and those episode worked out well. I didnt have voices becoz it wasnt working out, and i woodnt have a movie. and if u watch my other movies u wod notice my intros are boring, and i knew some ppl wood be excited about this episode, so i made the intro a lil more exciting.
I put the flash in space becoz it was sumthing new for the series...

but thanks for reviewing proffesionally.

[Totally Madness (FULL)]

You had something going there

Im really quite sick of all this subtitle NONSENSE. First of all, its a stick movie. I honestly have nothing against stick movies as long as there's a good fight. No dialogue is necessary for a good fight. Why you even bothered to try to make a story is beyond me. Regardless, the fight wasn't long enough. It started to look really cool from the beginning, but then it abruptly ended. If you really want a story for next time, change the subtitles to your voice, or AT LEAST put the font next to the appropriate characters head and make it a reasonable font. But for GODS SAKES, do NOT make subtitles and auido recordings. I HATE that.

You really look like you have talent and hopefully you spend more time on your next project.

[BadGuys]

too short

Please take off the subtitles, we all understand english.

As for your movie, maybe you could add to it jokewise and make it longer because personally i didnt think it was that funny. Next time spend more time on the jokes then on the subtitles. Subtitles distract everyone and they spend the whole cartoon reading instead of looking at the art. Do REAL movies have subtitles when the english is perfectly understandable? Nope. So take yours off please.

Oh, and we don't need subtitles.

Thanks.

ChrisNosal responds:

See, I always worry that I'm not easily understandable. I'm kind of a mumbler, and in this movie in particular, I felt I was talking pretty fast. But they actually kind of bother me too, so next time...well, I won't get rid of them. But I'll make them optional. How's that?

I would also point out that we DON'T all understand English. People from various countries visit this website.

[Fred's Birthday Surprise]

Solid.

Haha on the Related Content section on this page they put the face of this cartoon as the picture for the old folks section.... you must be honored. But yeah the graphics and sound was superb, but I actually predicted that it was this joke just by the old people. So I heard the joke, and the delivery was a little off. Next time pick a more bizzare and gross joke to counter the great happy environment thats set earlier. That would make a laugh. And gross out the 12 year olds that go to this site. Nice work. Maybe you could make your own series or something with your own characters?

Topdrawer responds:

Thanks for the suggestions!

[Pinky and Stinky]

You almost have a good flash cartoon

You really need to get rid of the subtitles man, honestly. You spent probably more time writing the subtitles than working on your movie. Next time, try adding more to the story and try to speed it up a bit. The newsman took almost half the cartoon because of his very slow talking. Get to the point. Take off the subtitles, we know what "wierd classical music" sounds like, and don't need you to point it out for us. Thanks, and your style and art are brilliant, just get the plot moving a little quicker and add more to your graphic style, and the acting and humor will fit right in.

[Sheindlin's Reign]

This is what Newgrounds is.

I rarely review movies anymore because, let's face it, they suck. All of these final fantasy clones and brilliantly animated "masterpieces" are taking control of the portal, and I hate it. I remember when I saw every single top 50 portal submission, and they actually deserved the spot they got. If you did release this 4 years ago, you would hit number 1 on that list in a matter of hours. Now, you'd be lucky if you made the list at all.

Look at this review by Burnitor-

"Wow, what a creative flash. Way to use your imagination and think outisde of the new grounds box. "

According to him, hilarious randomly funny movies with cheap animation, tons of gore, porn, and a plotless storyline are thinking OUTSIDE the "new grounds" box?

If theres anyone out there that has been going to newgrounds for as long as I have, (5 years +), then you would know what I'm talking about. Please, for the sake of the website, make more movies and show the true meaning of Newgrounds.

[Burnt Face Man 2]

PLEASE DON'T STOP!

Don't listen to the people on your emails. This stuff is comedy gold. I really loved the Sega Gamegear reference, probably because I used to have one, and it took like 6 AA batteries just to last 4 hours. Some technology. Anyway, I would actually rather you persue the comedy style as opposed to the creepy one. It's not that you aren't a genius in both styles, it's that I like to laugh when watching cartoons instead of getting scared the hell out of. But I love both either way. Thanks and keep doing what you do.

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Brilliant.

I am speechless. This by far the creepiest thing I have ever seen, and it couldn't be done in a better way. This is true horror, and makes FEAR look like a kid's book. I really love the names that he gave to things, such as the red water. This reminds me of Tim Burton type stuff. Man, you are a genius, and please keep them coming.

["Waterman" Ep. V]

OREGON TRAIL!!!!!

Wow it's been a while since I've played that horrible game. I HATE when them oxen drown in the river. I'd have given you a 10 if that was the only joke in the whole movie. The other parts were really hilarious too. BOOBIES AHOY!

[Watermelon]

Great effort.

At least it wasnt some gay cs movie or something... man those really suck. You just gatta make the animating go faster and work on the music. but yeah i love the ending...