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Good controls, but you don't put them to good use.

You nailed whatever you put in this project perfect. You didn't half ass any of the sprites, they were all working properly. The only problem with this is that it just wasn't fun. As others have said, it was too slow at times. And for God sakes, stay true to the actual game next time so that I know when I jump on a Chargin' Chuck he won't kill me. Either you are a great flash programmer that decided to slack on more variety, or you are a noob flash progammer that did all he could do (the last level was terrible... it was clear you ran out of ideas).

Enough of this game

Every game site has this type of game, and each one has something original about it. Miniclip has collapse and the bombs, Shockwave has Q-beez with the rotating screen, and it seems like all you have is dinosaurs. I think this is a complete rip off and should be blammed as a result of stealing... but thats just me.

Great game

I really like the rotating paddle, but this was all directly copied off miniclip's version. By the way, if you fix the level 10 glitch (which i did get stuck on) then make a button on the main page to jump right back to that level because i really dont feel like playing through this again.

Defend your castle was better.

The first few levels of this game were amazing and the graphics just blew me away. However, after I had purchased all the upgrades, and noticed my archers were killing things WAY too fast, I got bored. By level 30, I was pissed. You were creative with the double click upgrade and the fire in the trench, and the trench was a great idea itself. But... that's it. No more upgrades. I never used the nuke and used the fire twice. Make way more creative upgrades and possibly more shops that will keep us playing longer, get rid of the archers (they'll eventually take over if you leave them in), more difficult enemies and you'll be awesome.

Awww snap dawg!

Ah be all up on dis shit yo! I gats me da red headlights, and the white masta cheef. and HOLY FUCKING SHIT CUSTOMIZABLE SIDE SKIRT?? GET THE FUCK OUT. I mean I was expecting a fun game with options worth choosing, but damn that customizable side skirt just blew me away.

10/10 points for customizable side skirts.

So-so

It was an average game. The controls were a little bit slippery and the Q button for fire must be changed. The powerups were OK and the computer AI was good, but asteroids is way too old to be remade into a game. There was no style whatsoever in this. Make a game we haven't played 1000 times and you're set.

great job

Excellent not too hard not too easy perfectly balanced out game. I only used the hint once. I wish all games were like this. Surpisingly, you didn't add in cartoon boobies at the end with the strip bar, and newgrounds is known for adding in pointless cartoon boobies. But you didn't add them in, so nice job.

Just in time for spring!

to get by with a dress up game these days, you need more detail than that. I dont know what the phrase was for, it didnt really serve a purpose. And i doubt anyone would play this long enough to listen to the whole wierd al song...good effort.

Chubaka responds:

snowmen dont have to be christmas jackass I realize its not fucking christmas but I'm not waiting half a fucking year just to submit!

Nice work

Nice!! I could figure out how to play at first but then i figured it out. Could have been longer though...

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