stupidmovie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Thwomps: The Movie]

#1 of all time huh? is that all you got?

if you laughed at this movie then this is probably the first time youve ever seen a mario reference outside of the videogame. pretty hilarious, huh? the only thing original about this movie is the fact that you used thwomps. there were SO MANY thwomp jokes that you could have used, or so many other mario references that could have played part in making this a less steaming pile of cliche unwatchable sprite bullshit.

thwomps dont have hands, they dont do "makeovers," and they dont sound like 16 year old boys going through puberty. no wonder you needed subtitles. oh and did you honestly think that a parody of "every body dance now" would be a good idea or funny at all? grow up. seriously.

and how much did you pay your sister to do the girl voice?

Psycosis91 responds:

Meh.

[Hit That.]

I go to newgrounds to laugh. This wasn't funny.

You're really talented at flash, but why make something meaningless? I mean it was a great music video and everything, but it wasn't really FUNNY. It was a great demonstration of all the techniques that are available through flash, so you deserve the 10/10 in graphics that I gave you. But why not make a meaningless story instead of a meaningless music video... I mean the only way you could have made this funny was to be a little MORE meaningless, like shocking. But this didnt shock me, and the fact that I've heard the song 100,000 times on the radio didn't add to the unsurprisement either. It was fun, but I just didn't see the humor or anything. Keep up the movies and even the pointlessness, just make it in the form of a pointless story with your own original audio.

sundaycomics responds:

IM JUST NOT A VERY PERSON

[!MK-The Parody:Episode3!]

There's this new thing out called originality

Okay, I haven't watched an underjudgement movie in a while, so I decided to hit the portals. I clicked on your at random and I decided in advance I was going to watch the whole thing. I was going to X out, but I stuck through it.

First off, the intro was too long. If you want to keep the viewers attention, make the intro shorter and get right to the action. Second, I noticed that there were sprites. Sprites and sticks are normally the cliches for unoriginal movies, but I always look past the cliches and look at the actual content. Thirdly, there was no voice acting. I'm sorry, but there is officially no way you can make a good movie with just subtitles and sprites unless you have an UNBELIEVABLE story.

Your story was nothing short of just plain boring. Why make them in space like the normal newgrounds movies are? Why not make them a family in a house somewhere? Why not make them kids in a class?

Okay, so now your story's unoriginal too, so all that's left is humor. By the time all of these things are noticed, it is almost impossible to make the movie funny unless you have something rediculously extreme or completely randomly out of hand. There was none of that. But you could say that you had random acts of humor, like the intermission thing or that crazy british saxophone chaise song. Turns out, these things have been used before in many many many other flash movies and by many flash artists. (See: theres something about halo and legendary frog).

So, there is nothing good left about your movie, which is why you have been awarded with a 1/10 (for your efforts). I never give zeros out. So don't take this as an insult, I'm just trying to help the newgrounds community.

Thank you,
-Stupidmovie

Jinetik responds:

dude I appreciate ur review as u back up ur comments. about some of the jokes ( did u read the part whre it says watch the 1st and 2nd episode first??? ) Plus it didnt have voices, lemme explain why. If u watched the 2nd episode it states i might consider it in my 3rd ep. and those episode worked out well. I didnt have voices becoz it wasnt working out, and i woodnt have a movie. and if u watch my other movies u wod notice my intros are boring, and i knew some ppl wood be excited about this episode, so i made the intro a lil more exciting.
I put the flash in space becoz it was sumthing new for the series...

but thanks for reviewing proffesionally.

[BadGuys]

too short

Please take off the subtitles, we all understand english.

As for your movie, maybe you could add to it jokewise and make it longer because personally i didnt think it was that funny. Next time spend more time on the jokes then on the subtitles. Subtitles distract everyone and they spend the whole cartoon reading instead of looking at the art. Do REAL movies have subtitles when the english is perfectly understandable? Nope. So take yours off please.

Oh, and we don't need subtitles.

Thanks.

ChrisNosal responds:

See, I always worry that I'm not easily understandable. I'm kind of a mumbler, and in this movie in particular, I felt I was talking pretty fast. But they actually kind of bother me too, so next time...well, I won't get rid of them. But I'll make them optional. How's that?

I would also point out that we DON'T all understand English. People from various countries visit this website.

[Fred's Birthday Surprise]

Solid.

Haha on the Related Content section on this page they put the face of this cartoon as the picture for the old folks section.... you must be honored. But yeah the graphics and sound was superb, but I actually predicted that it was this joke just by the old people. So I heard the joke, and the delivery was a little off. Next time pick a more bizzare and gross joke to counter the great happy environment thats set earlier. That would make a laugh. And gross out the 12 year olds that go to this site. Nice work. Maybe you could make your own series or something with your own characters?

Topdrawer responds:

Thanks for the suggestions!

[(2003)Newspaper Monster]

HEY KNOX

i bet you cant respond to my review in more than 10 words. =)

Knox responds:

bet i can can can can can can can can can

[=DOE 2 ADVANCED=]

what a waste of talent.

Theres like 1 in a 1000 people that can animate like you can. And...You use it to make crap. what a waste of MY time!

smokeshow responds:

ehhe well that was the point.... I figure this movie will only really appeal to animators... not so much as the general public!!! I think this because I put so much time into getting the motion capture and what have yeee!! ehehe I know it isn't the brainless stupid shit that everyone at newgrounds loves so much.... eheh i'll try a little harder next time for yah all... I've got the artsy shit out of my system.... expect a funmny one or mabye a real gorty blood and guts one next everyone loves that :)